I was reading an article on Yahoo News about how Daylight Savings Time actually costs us more in energy bills, etc., blah blah (I believe it does, based on their data).
So, at the end of this scientific news article, is THIS piece of GENIUS journalism:
In related news, it was also revealed that Daylight Saving Time actually creates no additional daylight.
Wow, REALLY? I think we've made a real breakthrough here, folks!