Here's just a sample of the lines that make me wuv him:
"I'm gonna kiss you now. I'm gonna kiss you with tongue. I'm gonna kiss you so you feel it." Oooookaaaaayyy . . .
"Do you need me to kiss you again?" Yes please.
"I like my women real. Real skin. Real breasts. Real lines around their eyes that let me know they've really lived. Felt pain. Show me that woman, and I'm interested." Yeaaaaahhhh.
